haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
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