Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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