i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
I don't think brook has ever known best
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
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i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
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You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
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