my phone is set on vibrate and its tucked up in my left front pocket. call me back 20 times real quick.
So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
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I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
I just blew my weed a kiss
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
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Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
Sorry about my life...
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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