Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
The convent might be a nice break from real life
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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