Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
I am literally sitting here with a jar of Nutella and a spoon, reading an article called "never drink alone again because now there's wine for cats." How single am I?
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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