Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
So I just found out that my mom and dad arent married
What? They have three kids?
Yep. And apparently I have a half brother. Happy Birthday to me
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
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If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
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my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
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