dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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