Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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