Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
Randomize
