He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
I just duct taped myself into my costume. I apologize in advance if you find me in a compromised position involving duct tape and underwear when you get home tonight
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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