p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
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It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
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My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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