And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
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The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
There was just a girl standing next to me on the train, wasted, wearing only one shoe. I so wanted to pat her on the shoulder and say "oh honey, we've all been there"
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
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I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
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