Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
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I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
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I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
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