It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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