yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
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