Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
My mom is currently out with her lesbian friends and I'm home alone drunk listening to the Les Miserables soundtrack. WHY DO I FEEL THE NEED TO COMPETE WITH HER?
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
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