Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
Randomize
