shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
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