she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
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