Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
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can u get pink eye on your cock?
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
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holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
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