I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
Randomize
