that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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