Sry I called you an 8
i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
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Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
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Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
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