ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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