the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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