at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
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just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
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So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
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