During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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