Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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