So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
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I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
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How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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