Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
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There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
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My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
I can feel your judgement through the phone
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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