You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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