you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
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Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
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That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
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