Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
Why was I so drunk last night that I licked the bar and then the bartenders face? Why didn't you stop me? We can never go back there.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
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