So drunk, too bad you don't want this
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
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so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
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Just managed to stab myself in the ass with a fork. I feel that as my best friend, I'm obligated by friend code to inform you of that sort of thing.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
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