Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
I just found a bag of teeth...
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
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