Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
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i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
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I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
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