grandma shit on top of the toilet
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
Just had an old man tip me two dollars and say "here put this in your baby fund, you'll have a baby someday" I swear this is gods way of saying GET ON BIRTH CONTROL NOW!
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
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