if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
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I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
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I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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