Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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