He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
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you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
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I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
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