It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
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also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
My motherfucking vibrator ran out of batteries right when I was about to orgasm. It's like he's possessed everything sexual in my life and has compelled it to NOT SATISFY ME.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
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I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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