Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
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well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
You bought champagne and told everyone it was because I'd just found out I was pregnant. How exactly is that being a good wingman?
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
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I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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