Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
worst night to have a conscience
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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