Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
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I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
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I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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