you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
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