just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
Congratulations! We have a period
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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