Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
Sent. All. My. Texts. Like. This. Last. Night. Thank. You. Weed. Also. Had. A. Dream. About. A. Serial. Killer. That. Killed. Everyone. Except. Me. And.
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
Randomize
