I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
ok first of all what the fuck
Randomize
