You really coming over, don't trick.
Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
I thought the fact that I took home a 42 year old with 3 kids would excuse my tardiness this morning because my boss is also 42 and has 3 kids. Boy was I wrong.
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
Randomize
