What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
Had to use Google translator to be able to tell the cleaning lady not to throw away the condoms we have strategically placed throughout the house.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
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and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
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You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
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