tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
I came out of bedroom with my jeans on backwards, zipped AND buttoned. I have inconceivable talents whilst intoxicated.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
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It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
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Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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