Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
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