Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
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Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
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I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
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We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
Pooping to opera.
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